kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

January 8^th

raptorific:

the best trick blizzard ever pulled was tricking a bunch of homophobic gamer dudes into shelling out hundreds of dollars for the collectors’ edition of a game with a lesbian on the box because it came with a statue of a gay man

January 8^th

stardustparker:

reasons i want to be rich

• to randomly fill up people’s entire gofundme’s
  
• to be able to tip a thousand dollars to a stressed server at a restaurant
  
• to give really good gifts for birthdays that arent just gift cards
• to be able to actually afford my real sense of style
• to pay my mom’s bills and debts

reasons i dont want to be rich

• to hoard the entire fucking planet’s resources and kill off the world’s population slowly 
  

January 8^th

samephonewhothis:

frawgs:

frawgs:

i just saw my cousin on tinder can i die shes gonna know i’m gay

WAIT THAT MEANS

January 8^th

im-not-a-crack-pot:

rhaella:

rhaella:

zelys:

scofflawsins:

rhaella:

why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made

because barbie movies slap next question

are u implying barbie rapunzel isnt also the only good rapunzel adaptation that has ever been made

tangled is just a rip-off of barbie rapunzel and that’s just the tea ☕️☕️

anyway here’s a definitive ranking of every barbie movie I’ve ever even vaguely heard of

Hey fucker you dare diss Barbie and The Princess School I’ll fight you at 3:36 am in a Denny’s

January 8^th

dualvco:

rahulssecondblog:

An artist has made glass shells for hermit crabs so he can watch what they are doing.

Pervert

January 8^th

transgenderadvicegroup:

leichii:

victoria-october:

It’s vital that young trans people understand that they can have a future

not can, do and will. it shouldn’t be a “maybe”, because it’s not. It’s a definite thing - young trans people **have** a future, and we need to guide and lead them into it with open hearts and open minds

For anybody doubting this - please look at this photobook of older trans adults, who have not only survived, but thrived. You do have a future. You just have to believe in yourself.

January 8^th

nachtkissen:

there are exactly two (2) reactions to the new OW short story:

1: “guess that’s our annual piece of lore, see you all in 2020″

2: 

January 8^th

kaddie:

January 8^th